“Weird” is intellectually lazy

Saying “X is weird” is equivalent to saying “I don’t understand X, and I blame X for it.”

I often have to make this point in discussions of programming languages. I enjoy writing in Haskell, and I’ve taught it to a number of developers. People who are accustomed to imperative programming languages are quick to term Haskell “weird”. When I ask what they mean by this, it usually boils down to the fact that it’s different from what they’re accustomed to, and they don’t understand why the differences are necessary or useful.

A “weird” language feature is one that seems gratuitous because, almost by definition, you don’t yet understand why the language authors would’ve designed it that way. Once you understand the reasoning behind it, the weirdness evaporates. Of course, you might still reasonably hate the design, but it’s impossible to give a fair critique without a proper understanding.

For instance, criticising Go for its lack of generics misses the point of what Go is for—to be a simple, boring language, with minor improvements on the status quo, that admits good tooling. And Go does this admirably. It’s not going to advance the state of the art in the slightest. It’s not going to shape the future of programming. It is going to be a language that people use for writing regular old code right now.

To shamelessly misappropriate a quote from Tim Minchin: “Throughout history, every mystery ever solved turned out to be not magic.” If you find yourself thinking that something is weird or magical, that’s not an excuse to dismiss it out of hand—rather, it’s an excellent opportunity to dig in and learn something enlightening.